Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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