can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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