Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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