So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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