Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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