he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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