never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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