She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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