My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
