I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Say something about gay babies.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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