Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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