She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I got inside last night via doggy door
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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