We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
