I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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