I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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