Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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