1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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