using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
