just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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