Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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