are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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