walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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