I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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