ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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