Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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