So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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