Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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