some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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