You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Bring me that man meat
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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