I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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