it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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