come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
