if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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