return my video game
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
