i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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