I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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