i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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