Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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