Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.