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• (949): View more from California

  Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical

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• (831): View more from California

  After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"

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• (716): View more from New York

  We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.

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