can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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