i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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