Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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