The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Two words: nipple clamps
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