Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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