I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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