There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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