I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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