His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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