Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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