chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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