In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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We are two peas in an std pod
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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