you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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