i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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