Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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