my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize