should my penis look like a turkey
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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