Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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