Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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