it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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