the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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