This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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